http://twitter.com/#!/motownrefugee/status/511185793847943168
Not to disrupt your football today but our President just pretended he was an advisor to ISIS.
— rachel (@hymnforrachel) September 14, 2014
No, really. That actually happened.
I seriously want to tear out my hair after reading this, I'm not kidding: Obama's plan were he an adviser to ISIS http://t.co/cuuhsGJJuM
— PatLynnFor (@PatLynnFor) September 14, 2014
The shake fisty is strong with this one. That’s right: President Obama pretended he was an “adviser to ISIS” and his big plan was for terrorists to pin notes on the chests of hostages. NOTES. On chests.
WUT <slaps own face Curly-style> RT @gabrielmalor What the fuck. pic.twitter.com/3XCsLLmTXd
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 14, 2014
The mockery was swift and spectacular. Hey, we have to laugh so as to avoid curling up in the fetal position while weeping.
Ah yes, I remember when FDR thought-experimented an advisorship position with Imperial Japan. http://t.co/HQUXdijulF
— Film Ladd (@FilmLadd) September 14, 2014
Not even JV, 1st grade> You seriously will not believe Obama's plan were he an 'adviser to ISIS' (it's beyond parody) http://t.co/N4HYmY95Kq
— debbied (@patriot_moon) September 14, 2014
.#NeverEndingClownShow RT @AdamBaldwin @redsteeze "That awkward moment when POTUS pretends he's ISIS terrorist." – http://t.co/7eGszVcGh0 …
— jmh (@lesgovtmorefree) September 14, 2014
"If I were advising ISIS, I'd be like hey bro, leave those Christians alone" @BarackObama
— S.M (@redsteeze) September 14, 2014
@brandonbuss @hymnforrachel pinned notes on their chests? Help us.
— VK (@vickikellar) September 14, 2014
President YOLO. RT @gabrielmalor: What the fuck. pic.twitter.com/LHyxB4VTov
— sarah (@mamaswati) September 14, 2014
Maybe they could have made them stand with their noses in the corner, too. RT @redsteeze: Pinning notes on chests > Waterboarding.
— Tyler Brad Dangit (@rottencoreblog) September 14, 2014
"Sir.. ISIS just decapitated a fourth person." "See..In that situation, here's what I would have done…."
— S.M (@redsteeze) September 14, 2014
Pin notes to their chests? He realizes he's discussing a terrorist group, not kindergarten teachers?
— Christine (@cmdeb) September 14, 2014
Obama: if I was advising ISIS, I'd have them pin notes on hostages instead of beheading. Me: if you were advising ISIS, they'd be bankrupt.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 14, 2014
Is he job hunting? RT @redsteeze: That awkward moment when the POTUS pretends he's an ISIS terrorist. pic.twitter.com/UviY2vF7JB
— Josh Smith (@ThisIsJoshSmith) September 14, 2014
If ISIS hired me as an adviser, I'd send them a Power Point strapped to a MOAB.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 14, 2014
If I were an adviser to ISIS, I would suggest fewer beheadings, more golf.
— 6! #Nats (@bitingtea) September 14, 2014
@redsteeze Sticking mildly irritated Post-It notes on captives and setting them free? How's that for a war time president? Scared yet?
— Bohemio (@El__Bohemio) September 14, 2014
@El__Bohemio @redsteeze Really stepping up the pressure, aint he.
— Mike Bullard (@bullimusmaximus) September 14, 2014
@sqwerin @redsteeze >> Good thing the admin doesn't care about optics.
— Saulus Sedai (@SaulusSedai) September 14, 2014
@sqwerin @redsteeze He's not good at the theater guyzzzz!
— Rialby (@RialbyBlogger) September 14, 2014
Heh. Speaking of that …
.@redsteeze The most social media savvy president wants to "pin notes on chests" now? Did Harf get the memo? https://t.co/m4jbwhCd8M
— Sandy (@RightGlockMom) September 14, 2014
Stay tuned!
And an exit suggestion:
can we pin a note to Obama – y'know, pin the tail on the jackass? @mkhammer @SkidWillie @iowahawkblog
— Feminists' bêtenoire (@lamblock) September 14, 2014
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