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Hey haters, Jeremy Shockey has something to tell you

http://twitter.com/#!/JeremyShockey/status/208445495532720128

One of these days we’re confident NFL tight end Jeremy Shockey will grow up, log off Twitter and stop airing all of his dirty laundry on the internet.

But until then, we’ll enjoy his idiotic tweets as much as we can!

Im sorry if you dont like me Im sorry if you think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck.

— Jeremy Shockey (@JeremyShockey) June 1, 2012

Awww, isn’t that cute!? Mr. Shockey learned how to rhyme. Somebody get this man a cookie!